Like I’ve heard so many times before “Wow, That’s a long one!”
“Are you ready?…” I could hear her as she stomped into the building and headed up the front staircase to our second floor apartment like Godzilla rolling through Tokyo. “Why is this door locked?…Let me...
View ArticleFrom OCD to TKO in a Heartbeat
Anyone who knows me can tell you that I am under absolute duress to be ready for anything in any reasonable amount of time. Even more than that, I can’t even get ready in an […]
View ArticleRhianna says “Please Don’t Stop the Music” – yet proceeds to kill my IPOD
I constantly chastise my wife because she leaves tissues or loose change or dollar bills scrunched up in the pockets of her clothing all the time; she never checks them before putting them into the […]
View ArticleWhen I was mistaken for a retarded person TWICE in less than a half hour!!!
I won’t bury the lead and make you work for it: I was actually mistaken for a retarded person TWICE in less than a half hour. Breathe that in for a second and chew on […]
View ArticleRock you like a Hurricane!!!
True Story, ABC news just announced that due to Hurricane Sandy’s impact on our region, roads are closed, trees are down and they’re anticipating extended power outages. The Governor is insisting...
View ArticleIf you’re laughing at this, my wife probably isn’t – Part One
I know that it might seem hard to believe given some of the foolishness I have taken part in, but whenever I start to second-guess my mental stability I’m reminded of a very comforting […]
View ArticleYou down with OCD, yeah you know me…my Toiletries regiminent revisited
Anyone who knows me can tell you that I am under absolute duress to be ready for anything in any reasonable amount of time. Even more than that, I can’t even get ready in an […]
View ArticleNY Post finally caught on to me…
I saw this article about New York families hiring disabled people to come to Disney with them and although I am not usually a big fan of the NY Post, I got a kick out […]
View ArticleBARBEC – YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
I know this is going to sound crazy, but what’s the deal with guys and their barbecues? I get it that it’s summer and people like to eat off the grill but come on…I’m […]
View ArticleThe Perks of being Regular
No, this post isn’t about pooping! Come on people, not every post is about that – give me some credit will you! I’m the number one Immodium Abuser, but it seems like you’re the one focusing on Number...
View ArticleTony Baloney – Why you no fat no more?
I’ve told you about how great it is to be a regular and how nice it is to have people remembering you, but sometimes that’s not the case at all. There was a little bodega run by a Chinese...
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